9 reasons why break-ups are a good riddance

(based on real-life comedies and situations of female friends and mine)

1. nobody complains about too much pink, or too much ribbons, and too much lace. and our bedroom space becomes 100% ours.

2. so does our salary.

3. we can do our midnight sale shopping in peace.

4. we can avoid the steak and order salad, and nobody disagrees about the importance of dieting.

5. less unnecessary celebrations such as "monthsaries" and blockbuster birthdays.

6. dating and occasional flirting is a healthy hobby.

7. no morning litanies of the bed not being made or the dishes not being washed.

8. we can all live without the male biological need for guilty sex talk.

9. and most importantly, no playstation!!!!